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kooky phalanges

when you or someone you know decides to feed their own hand to your pet dog. sometimes the hand is cooked (kooked) prior to ingestion.

Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.
Peggy perfomed kooky phalanges to Alberts body
by sonofspikerr October 20, 2012
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kooky noodle

A person that's kooky and a loose noodle that acts crazy and fails around a lot. You never know what they're going to do.
Mary is acting like a kooky noodle bc she's running around the farm at 4 am looking for her kite.
by Beggin Megan June 2, 2023
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Kookie

a cute nickname for a boy who is so handsome, hot, caring and loving. he deserves nothing but cookies, happiness and the world. he has the best wavy hair and the best smile ever. his eyes shine so bright when he smiles. everyone loves him and wants to be his friend. he is quirky and can sometimes be dumb. he is goofy and jokes around a lot. but when it comes to people he loves, he would do anything to keep them happy and loved. he is the perfect example for a perfect man. a true gentleman. he also is tall and has the best body ever. he is very attractive and he loves to play games like AFK and also loves Youtubers like the sidemen.
Hi Kookie

Kookie, baby, did you eat well today?
I'm going to marry Kookie :)
by just another kookie fan :) November 8, 2020
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kookie krisp

the best group chat ever made. full of legends. best friends forever.
have you heard of the kookie krisp gc?? yeah they are legends
by badbleepdiggory October 22, 2020
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