When one lumbersexual loves another lumbersexual they may engage in the act of
coitus known as Pine Knotting. Discovered in the
small city of Big Bear
Lake, where pine branches of various sizes can be found along a two(or more!)-person hike in the woods.
Lumbersexual
Bob: "Here's a quiet
spot...You down for some pine knotting?"
Lumbersexual Neil: "Yeah! Should we use one of these sticks?"
Lumbersexual
Bob: "Sure, or a stick even bigger than that!"