Knaresborough

Derived initially from those living in the market town of Knaresborough. The term is used for the poorer and ill mannered chavs residing in the area.

A 'Knaresborough' typically wears "trendy" clothes, often no socks and struggles to come to terms with the proper English language.

Standard Knaresborough behaviour consists of:

- Driving crap cars with large sound systems, tacky alloy wheels and body kits fashioned from other cars bumpers, the colour shouldn't match

- Giving friends nicknames such as Goose, Sledge, Witch, Roxy, Spotts, AR and Brainsy.

- 'Kevving' (see terms)

- Visiting McDonalds drive thru

- Swearing

Man, that Goose guy is such a 'Knaresborough' he's wearing no socks on and has those trendy trousers with the tight ankles and a low cut t-shirt.

I saw him today driving through at McDonalds playing techno in his Saxo. He is such a 'Knaresborough'.

by massiveharrogateboibooya March 6, 2011

egyptian crab knarkler

When a girl begins to fellate, but at the last moment, pulls off, grabs the mans pubic testiclular hair with her teeth and rips them out.

AHhhhhhhh! Michael Norman just gave me an egyptian crab knarkler AGAIN!!!!

by Austin April 29, 2008

knarf

this is the grossest word i ever heard, if you use it you are sick

i cantven give one

by google April 22, 2004

KNARF!!!

Pronounced kah-narf, as in Kah-nife!!! Wahts wrong with you people??

knarf (kah-narf) pulled a chrome knife (kah-nife) on Kristy!! He almost kut her!!!

by The real, one and only "KNARF ALLINOB!!!!" January 9, 2004

knarlph

The bestest video game players ever.

I wish I was a knarlph.

by DaNN^k June 21, 2006

knarlbustr

this means something really really hurts. it is a noun, so dont try to verb it!

mofo#1: dude, i fell of my roof into a pool of pirahnas yesterday and got bitten by thirty bajillion snakes!
mofo#2: sounds like a 2tal knarlbustr!

by i fall into steaming vats of chocolate October 13, 2006

Knarses

When your knees are so fat they have their own arses.
Like Cankles (when your calves morph into your ankles)

Not only does she have Cankles but she also has knarses.

by i emanuel December 10, 2007