Roger Klotz Syndrome

When you hang out with a friend who is a total douche and invite them to parties even though no one likes them.

(On the cartoon show "Doug", Roger Klotz was a bully and douche, but for some reason he was always invited to their parties and friend group.)

Similar to Cartman on South Park.

"Why do we hang out with that guy?"
"I don't know..."
"It's that Roger Klotz Syndrome."

by buenosmuertos October 11, 2012

klonkered

A completely messed up state of mind due to excesses

That guy on the dance-floor is proper Klonkered

by Greek Island Explorer April 6, 2016

Klanter

It is just like banter but racist towards black people.

No Tyrone it just a bit of klanter

by Timchungwanker July 27, 2016

kloots

a term of endearment such as sweetheart or darling

Hey Kloots, how was your day?

by Susan Robb June 14, 2009

Klantee

(Santee)
in East County San Diego

White suburbia, Over populated with ignorant peckerwoods/skinheads,and bros that drive lifted trucks with some kind of so cal sticker located on the back window.
The name Klantee came about in the early 90's when the kkk (Klu Klux Klan) migrated over here from the south and settled here, reproduced and now their generations continue to preach about their white power shit.
Hense the reason you will never see a single colored individual out here.

Black guy #1 "Ayee man we should go to that party in Klantee!"

Black guy #2 "Hell naw I don't wanna end up swinging from a tree!"

by littlelexii1000 June 25, 2009

Russian Klondike

A tampon which has been soaked in vodka, left in a freezer for a considerable amount of time and then inserted in the anus.

Sarah is so kinky! She acctually requested i give her a Russian Klondike.

by Billy Skin July 7, 2010

klondike

An icecream treat that was created by Isaly's, a company that originated in Pittsburgh, PA. It consists of Vanilla icecream covered by a hard chocolate coating.

When it's hot out, the best treat is a Klondike bar.

by schizoartist November 2, 2004