In the kitchen

A suitable place for humans of the female gender to thrive, a woman should never leave the kitchen.

John: Is your wife in the kitchen
Billy: I hope so Ive already caught her taking a break twice this week

by tomhut23 April 30, 2018

Kitchen

A book by a banana, because naturally, as food, the kitchen is all bananas ever see.

Kitchen was written by Banana Yoshimoto.

by Alien Blender May 21, 2008

Kitchen

A drink. When portions of wine are poured into one cup. Then a shot of whiskey is dropped in, and the concoction is consumed.

AKA as a Dirtbag.

He's time travling because he drank 2 Kitchens before we went to the bar.

by JBSB88 January 22, 2011

Kitchen

Might become more dangerous than the post office to work at.

Shaquesha Walker-Triggerhands walked into the kitchen and put motherfuckers on the floor like it was a post office job. She knew she had too much talent as a hitman to be working as a cook or a dishwasher getting cook, dishwasher, or busboy respect, whatever that is.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Kitchen

A woman's natural habitat

My wife is in the kitchen

by Chadders88 January 23, 2022

avetard kitchen

The BIGGEST SHITHOLE at The Ave, if you think the other places are bad, you're in for a show on this one. The kitchen is absolute mess that is just littered with all sorts of trash and doesn't even include the avetard sink and the avetard trash can, both of which that are SO MUCH MORE WORSE. The kitchen has food all over the place and don't even get me started on the perishable food. It is living hell in the avetard kitchen.

I went into the avetard kitchen to try and find some food to eat but it smelled like rotten food everywhere and then when I opened the food containers, everything was spoiled and had mold growing.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

Poo kitchen

Bathroom

After we left the all you could eat buffet I really needed to stop at a poo kitchen.

by Dropkickmurphy August 12, 2012