Kirp

the tip of a man's penis.

"dude you stepped on my kirp!"

by allison September 8, 2004

kirkpal

Go see Kai

Refer to the name Kai if you wanna know what a Kirkpal is.

by Lawsonwell April 28, 2014

Kroppei

See Also: Kroppsinator, Dr. Kroppeldikropp, Kroppsin, Kroppinger, Kropp

Talking much intelligent bullshit, hyperactive, cool, and an all around nice guy. He is a bit gay though sometimes. Not very good at English.

Kroppei only exists once.

by Meister Chef April 7, 2007

kiop

Must be written in rainbow colors where possible.
Never written with capitals.
A tool used to open pickles.

Example here for kiop

by Marcy Marc365 October 26, 2017

Kilopound

A unit of measurement that combines the International System with the Imperial System. Though there is no exact measurement for the kilopound, rest assured it is quite a lot.

Man, I think that bitch must have weighed fourteen and one half kilopounds!

by GravitySuit August 12, 2008

Kirpeled

To become so intoxicated, the ability to speak in understandable words, becomes lost. When an individual is kirpled, they continue to attempt communication, to no avail, as they can only spout jibberish. Most other motor skills remain intact, which can be decieving to those around the kirpeled one. But once conversation is attempted, or even a simple "Do you have the time good sir?", there is no hiding the kirpeled one.

This condition is named for recovered alcoholic and all around great guy(since he quit drinking) Marc Kirpel of Florida.

Man: "Hey, bro, you having fun?"
Man 2 : "Havish nuj gud stakin fis!"
Man : " uhh..ok..later!"
Man 2 : "Levin nig tus frinkstin, ugm mushtig nuub die"

" Dude I was so kirpeled last night I woke up in my under wear, in the bathtub, at my moms house and there was puke all down the drivers side of my truck!"

by dead mans son July 14, 2009

kiro

is another name for an alien who eats shit.
This creature thinks it is cool by shuffling around everywhere to the wiggles beats. Never showers, stinks like horse fieces.
Plays COD 24/7 as he's a gimp who is training to become a filthy terrorist.

"ewwww look at that cockroach," "Nah bro, thats just kiro."

by rehhhhh October 30, 2011