kirk

A big bitch and the biggest dick rider don't give a fuck about anybody but his fucking self

If you ever meet a kirk he will cause bad luck in your life and don't ever be in a relationship with a kirk the biggest mistake you will ever make!!

girl 1: I'm dating kirk now
girl 2: You couldn't he will break your heart

by bustdownnn October 22, 2019

Kirk

a man with a small man complex is kirk

look at that kirk...he thinks he is taller than everyone...but he is barley over 5 foot tall..lol

by msmurize June 5, 2011

kirk

a douchebag that lives in Queens NY

kirk thinks he is hot shit but he has more chins then a chinese phone book

by ooolalasassoon December 15, 2008

Kirk

To take perfectly good data and make it unusable

Skelly I Kirked this data, looks like we are going to have to reload it

by the masked FoxPro December 10, 2009

Kirk

Kirk is an extremely confident male figure, who will light up the room by just opening his mouth at Sanic speed. He likes being called b0ss and will forcefully made you give him da pussi and if you don't, he will guilt trip you by stating that he "hz a cansur"
His hobbies include hitting small children in the face with soiled linnen, smashing eggs with his penis, and sucking his pet bird named "Cock" off.
If you get lucky and happen to obtain a Kirk, never let him go. Trap him in a Pokeball if it's the only way to keep in in your heart.

"Damn what's he doing to that bird?"
"Oh he's just being Kirk."

by Clifford'sCackle February 4, 2015

kirk

kirk is a girl .. who is my best friend .. but can sometimes get on my nerves .. but she`s awesome though !! oh and sometimes she has an orange face and orange hair !

"hi kirk your hair is looking fake today"

"KiRK HAS ORANGE HAiRR !!"

"i wanna stab kirk"

by kirks best friendd ever July 16, 2008

Kirk

1. a flatus expelled through the anus.
–verb (used without object)
3. to expel a flatus through the anus; break wind.
—Verb phrase
4. kirk around, to spend time foolishly or aimlessly.

"Excuse me I just kirked."
"Quit kirking around."
"Oh my god who kirked?"

by Mathew Grier, and Sarah Paskiewicz February 4, 2007