Kifner

a type of person who can adapt to lifes urban settings like a chameleion and sucessfully blend in so well they advance highly. Or people who can do things that make people question the possibility of what they done

Guy1;"yo homie that guy must be a Kifner" i bet he could walk into the casino and walk out with the deed to it."
Guy2:
"yeah last week i saw another Kifner workin at walmart and he got promoted to store manager in 3 weeks"

Guy3:"isnt that impossible?"

Guy:1 "nah man my girl is a kifner because she went to the bank with 5 bucks and walked out with 200"

Guy2:" wow i wish i knew how them kifners do it...my buddy dog is a kifner..he locked it in the batroom and it was in the living room 10 minutes later.

NARRATOR:
Kifners practicly magicians

by darlingzee July 22, 2010

Kinder crap

Cheap, grimy and unsightly large plastic toys that your trashy neighbors keep on their balcony as eyesores to the community.

The dirtbags next door keep their balcony strewn about with cheap unsightly kinder crap.

by ShockaRocka June 11, 2018

Kindercarnavalsoptochtvoorbereidingswerkzaamhedenplan

Dutch word for preparation activities plan for a children's carnival procession.

In 1996, the Guiness Book of World Records recognized Kindercarnavalsoptochtvoorbereidingswerkzaamhedenplan as the longest Dutch word, with 53 letters.

by TimmyBoy2007 August 17, 2019

KinerkTube

KinerkTube is a created name for a niche music industry platform named KinerkTube.com also know as the Original Underground Music Maps GPS Directory, Review Site, & Social Network Online. The word and platform itself were innovated by the founder Robbie K. Everydayallday who uses his last name "Kinerk" and the word "Tube" to represent a new word and brand to the music world, hence "KinerkTube". The meaning behind KinerkTube represents the meaning of family and adapting to change; taking big risks to survive and reach a better lifestyle. The meaning also represents the "tube" of the music which is the "ear-way" to the sound and highway to the content. When you think of "KinerkTube", think music industry family and the networking hub of the hungriest active artists, businesses, and fans of the "music industry" world.

Join KinerkTube today to discover, network, connect, advertise, market, and showcase everything you have to offer in the music industry and in one visually pleasing streamlining spot.

by KinerkTube® March 19, 2021

kinkernet

The internet for those who only surf porn.

I picked up a nasty virus after surfing the kinkernet.

by mikefas February 1, 2005

Kinder egg

Kinder eggs are the most fabulous hollow chocolate eggs, painted white inside which taste divine. The eggs contain toys which may be difficult to construct if the openers have low IQ's. They are soon to be delivered by a Hampstead based chocolate delivery company to aid distressed women at unsociable hours.

Kinder Eggs are sometimes rather tricky to open too!

by laurita May 24, 2006

kinderslut

A person whom is considered sexually promiscuous at an age that is considered "too young" by cultural or sociological standards.

She's pregnant at the age of 12, what a kinderslut.

by Bobby967786876 August 9, 2006