UK slang
A male reproductive organ of greater than average lenght.
Also known as Kidney prodder, throat poker and gut tickler.
A male reproductive organ of greater than average lenght.
Also known as Kidney prodder, throat poker and gut tickler.
by black flag May 29, 2004
Similar to a pink sock, but better. While giving the girl anal the man punches the girl powerfully with both fists in both kidneys. AS she tenses up her anus, the man thrusts as hard as possible, causing her to fly off the man's cock. This inadvertantly causes the girl to pink sock herself.
'Did you pink sock that bitch?'
'No man, I fuckin' kidney krunched that bitch so hard she's still bleeding.'
'No man, I fuckin' kidney krunched that bitch so hard she's still bleeding.'
by analapplecore April 16, 2006
An aswome band with songs like "Before I'm dead" and "Black Bullet" which have been featured in the best movie ever QUEEN OF THE DAMNED
Kidney Thieves sings "It reminds me of what to do before I'm dead"
by razor sharp August 10, 2006
(noun) A person who spends so much money on marijuana or related cannabis products that they must sell their kidneys to their dealer.
Note: selling your kidneys to any other buyer just makes you a sellout
Note: selling your kidneys to any other buyer just makes you a sellout
Man I had to stop dealing to Lucas, he turned into a fucking kidney stoner dude so I didn't give him his usual half pound.
by Beetus Beetus Beetus June 30, 2017
What one offers their friends as a sign of appreciation, since a real kidney is quite expensive and a hassle to remove anyway.
You two are amazing. I would give you each one kidney, but then I would not have any, so you can have a metaphorical kidney instead.
by ellietist October 03, 2016
by KAEC JIM December 31, 2011
by bzk25 February 08, 2020