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Mia Khalifa's Paradox 

The quasi-scientific phenomena where brown (Muslim, Middle Eastern, South Asian/Asian Indian and occasionally Latina) girls without glasses look nothing alike/ extremely dissimilar yet the same brown girls when using glasses will look extremely similar/almost identical
"Yo bro, that indian girl with glasses in math class looks like mia Khalifa "
"No duh it's called Mia Khalifa's Paradox- brown girls with glasses look similiar to eachother and without glases look different "
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Christian Abed Khalifa 

Son of Cooper Flavio Jones and Elle

Not to be confused with Abed Khalifa or Liam Campbell

Currently less than a year old.
"Did you hear about Christian Abed Khalifa?"

"Yeah, I heard he got baptized by father Campbell recently."
Christian Abed Khalifa by Biggo Grayo September 12, 2019

Wiz Khalifa 

A Rapper out of Pittsburg, who has some of the dopest Beats, sickest Flow and can, in any Situation, make you in a good mood. He sings about Weed, Weed, Weed, Girls, Alchol, Flying (Weed), Getting Money, and most of All, Taylor Gang.
Taylor Gang is his fan base he sings about in all of his songs. "Taylor" Gang strings from his love of Chuck Taylor Shoes (and Possibly his HighSchool, Taylor Allerdice).

He has had countless MixTapes, and a Few Albums.

His "FanBase" suddenly grew after Black and Yellow became popular. Although many of his songs are better than Black and Yellow (The Thrill, Roll Up, Teach You to Fly, Real Estate, Say Yeah, This Plane and The race)

also known as Mr.Spacely
Me- Dude you Gotta check out Wiz Khalifa, hes a freaking beast.

TC- Yeahh, this dude is awesome, never heard of him, but hes a G.

Me- Yeahh better to catch on late then don't catch on at all
Wiz Khalifa by Rollo:) March 24, 2011

Wiz Khalifa Day 

The official Wiz Khalifa Day started May 4th, ending May 4th, on the year of the 2010. For all to smoke till they choke and pass the joint, no blunts yall.
Dude: Damn dude that shit was like super good, where did you get that shit?

Other Dude: Found it. Must be the luck of Wiz Khalifa Day.

Dude: Okayyy

Mia Khalifa 

I literal Goddess. She has extraordinary tits and has an amazing body. Her pussy so good itโ€™s like itโ€™s in her genes. She is, and forever will be the sexiest woman alive.
Mia Khalifa is G.O.R.G.E.O.U.S.
Mia Khalifa by Alx.777 August 1, 2022

Mia Khalifa 

Boy 1:Aria is Mia Khalifa.
Boy 2:Yeah I know
Mia Khalifa by Some1lmao January 13, 2020