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Kerbert

A very cool guy that will be there when you got toyed by the hoe, and eventually makes you bi-curious and then talk you into your next wife. Funny guy with a funny accent!
Thank you Kerbert, please hold me tighter...
by JollyJude June 25, 2021
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KNERBLE

Two dots (located under the = on a phone keyboard) placed on the outside of a word or phrase to add emphasis: “You’ve done a •beautiful• job of bedazzling.”

Particularly useful in texts, as traditional forms of emphasis are inefficient/impossible (italicizing, underlining) or irritating/offensive (capitalization).

Asterisks can be used in place of dots, but they are inelegant and can create confusion.
A knerble makes it •easy• to indicate your •very most favoriteflavors!
by Jillyjools November 8, 2021
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kerbside brown

damn that curry was bad. gonna have to do a kerbside brown
by wald001 July 2, 2022
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Full Kerbal

When someone makes a crazy engineering decision that could only be possible in the game Kerbal Space Program.
Person 1: "Dude, did you hear about how Elon Musk made that Giant Rocket?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he went Full Kerbal."
by PotatoPCuser January 27, 2020
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then kerbal space program happened

a sentence used to describe a giant explosion and failiure in a rocket.
shadowzone: then kerbal space program happened
by whydoiwannaDIE April 5, 2021
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kerbye

an individual related to and/or composed of characteristics of a lemur. large eyes, annoying, snoopy, devilish, etc.

also characterized by 'bitch', 'skank', 'liar', and 'the town whore'

caution: these type of people (particularly girls) tell you stories to make you their friend. they lie to your face, steal your friends, make you feel like an idiot for speaking to them, manipulate your man friends to have relations with her, and then lie again about doing all of the above. to be safe just keep your distance. and if possible make their lives a living hell in return.
"Dude, guess who I drove by today"
"Who was it?"
"Kerbye..."
"...SHIT I HATE THAT BITCH"
"Yeah, you and everyone else"
by pissed at her presence June 7, 2007
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kerb kiss

It's similar to a kerb stomp.

You put someone's face against a kerb like if he was kissing it and then you hit him in the back of the head. Bloody and potentially lethal.
In the book the City and the City by C. Miéville :

" A young man called Avid Avid left bleeding from the head after taking a kerb-kiss from a racist..."

A scene at the beginning of American History X where Edward Norton totally gives a kerb kiss to a guy.( He kills him and then goes to jail)
by Ababakar November 8, 2010
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