Keyston

A keyston is smart sweet fresh annoying a know it all and the best person you could ever meet in life they are someone you can count on and depend on they can help you in almost any situation they hate showing off at times but they do it anyway low key they are a best friend for life

Keyston is the only friend I need in life or why can’t everyone be a keyston

by Shameless self August 18, 2018

keystoned

the act of bringing cheap beer to a party and then drinking somebody elses beer and leaving yours for the host to drink later.

Clara: Hey George grab me a beer.
George: We're out of beer, all we have left is Darby's keystones.
George: looks like he keystoned us again.

by freak90 December 18, 2008

Kelista

A kelista is a very strong woman. She is very unique to find so if you do come across one hold on to her. She is always trying to help a friend in need when she can and known to put others before herself. When going through much pain and heartache she always finds a way to push along with life. Kelista, if not one already, will be a great mother, any child would be lucky to have her for a mom.

That Kelista girl was hella fun.

by BBKF1521 February 2, 2010

keistered a peacock

For someone to keep something that everyone wants till the novelty wears off then brings it out.

eli held on to the peach snaps all night till everyone was over drinking then pulls it out "oh he just keistered a peacock"

by Cornelius roundtable January 8, 2017

Keyrstin

Keyrstin is a sexy, fun, and exciting girl. She will always take chances. She knows how to get a guy to like her. She has a body every one wants. She seems very shy sometimes, but when you get to know her, she is a very talkative and loud girl. She has many friends and is known as the class clown that everyone loves. She hates when people call her "Kerstin”. She has many haters but she always finds someway to turn their hate into a joke. Normally she looks happy, but there is always something wrong that she is trying to hide. She will do anything to make anyone's day better. She is the type of girl who is down to do anything. She does sports, and people often say she is athletic. She is an amazing and beautiful girl. If you ever find one of these in your life keep her. You won't find anyone like a Keyrstin.

Bro did you see keyrstin today, I couldn’t keep my eyes off of her in the halls!!

by Jaceys June 8, 2019

Keisterpop

A butt plug

Suck on that strawberry keisterpop, you dirty slut.

by OldDirtyBastard69 January 26, 2021

Keystone Kilo

The name of the weight that someone puts on when they gain weight in college. Similar to beer belly and freshman fifteen.

"Did you see Jennifer at that party? She definitely put on a Keystone Kilo."

by Brent_N August 14, 2008