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Book keepers

An alcohol drink, containing half a redbull and a shot of tequila, taken as a shot. Invented at Old Queens Tavern in New Brunswick, NJ, by Pete.
I did 3 book keepers last night, got in a fight, and stayed up til 6 am to get breakfast.
by micmaher March 12, 2011
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shot book keeper

This is the best friend of the 21st birthday girl. She is in charge of organizing the the shot book and getting it ready in time for the bday celebration. She is essentially the sober bitch on the night of the party as she keeps track of who is buying the shots, making sure a picture is taken of each shot, that her drunken friend signs each pape, drinks water alternately, and makes it to 21 no matter what frat guys are trying to get down her pants.
What a horrible shot book keeper she didn't even have a spare marker on her, Guys get me your pages i don't want to be the shot book keeper who's gluing pages at dinner, Her shot book keeper was such a bitch last night, Thanks for being my shot book keeper!, The shot book keeper won't let buy her a shot yet!
by J Witt January 18, 2008
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Keener's Corollary

Keener's Corollary states, "The s--t you take is the s--t you get."

Keener's Corollary is name given to a philosophical statement related to accepting and dealing with criticism, often given in a harsh, demeaning or insulting manner. The Corollary was first quipped by notable Western Pennsylvania radio personality Scott Keen1, and hence was given the name "Keener's Corollary."

The Corollary's text serves to inspire people who find themselves in a work or personal relationship that has become abrasive, abusive or toxic. It implies that the amount of harassment given to a particular person is directly proportional to the amount of harassment that the person is willing to tolerate. It implies that if a person becomes more resistant and expressive of displeasure to the source of such harassment, that the behavior will not be tolerated, then the source of that harassment will refrain from any future harassment.

It should be noted that Keener's Corollary is not based in any research-supported psychological or philosophical foundations. It was created purely for anecdotal and comical value.
Can you believe he lets his boss talk to him like that? He's such a pussy. Someone needs to teach him Keener's Corollary.
by dlr213 April 16, 2022
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keber

the mix of kecewa and berat (indonesian) meaning that you're very disappointed at someone or in a situation.
“ah gue keber banget
by moopblep February 14, 2023
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crusty keebler

dried up jizz left all over pants after beating off
cory has crusty keebler all over his shirt
by brent little December 3, 2006
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penny keeper

Someone with an excessive amount of pennies that need treating as soon as possible
"Ah Ma Gawsh, that leemo is a massive penny keeper!"
by winston churchill123 February 23, 2009
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Lock Keeper

Pertaining to a person who keeps valuable or important information from his friends
by Leprechon777 March 4, 2011
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