Kalamer Ruki

A sexually driven user of many websites that will flirt with an inanimate stone if need be.

"hey, did you hear what kalamer ruki did?"
"Yeah, got his rocks off"

by Kalamer ruki June 26, 2019

Kablastafuck

To shoot with a high powered gun.

That cop kablastafucked that bitch with his Glock!

by Jack Anderson December 24, 2005

kablamo

Describes anything that is awesome or worth praise.

You met Fred Segal, thats kablamo.

Your mouthwash being gargly, thats kablamo.
Your water being watery, thats kablamo.

Your jello being wobbly, thats kablamo.
Meeting Gilbert Godfrey., thats kablamo
If you're harlem globtrotery, thats kablamo.

When your fluids are bodily, thats kablamy.

by Mrs. Lonely Island? June 11, 2006

Kalamazoo Contact

The act of ejaculating into a girls eye and then using a blow dryer to dry it on the cornea, making it hard like a contact lens.

Andrew: Hey Bryan, I noticed that your skank was walking around and knocking things over like she's blind.

Bryan: Yeah, I gave her a huge Kalamazoo Contact last night.

by DJ Dago December 16, 2010

Kablammo!

The biggest Dubstep party in the Midwestern USA

Kablammo! always has the biggest bass!

by Bassface March 10, 2009

Kaflambo

Kaflambo is a nickname given to only cool, ridiculous guys.

Madison: Kaflambo?
Chris: Yeah?
Madison: ur ridiculous!

by eskimolover September 6, 2010

kablack

Expletive which would be a hilariously appropriate sound effect (ala the old Adam West Batman sound effects) in a Blaxploitation flick.

Rufus P. Hunglo: Yo, Baby it's time to get funkay!
Evil Whitey Badguy: I'm going to keep your race of people down!
Rufus: *Punches Whitey* KABLACK!

by Nimsim April 20, 2005