kanashi

A sad person. Often an outcast

Syd is so kanashi sometimes.

by Unknown_Meow December 31, 2016

Mike Kanashi

A Facebook user from The Community which shitposts various sad, sexual and funny statuses.

"Did you hear about that Mike Kanashi guy?"

"Yeah! Apparently he fucked his own dog!"

by AninemusPersonal September 8, 2014

Kalash

Short for Kalashnikov, after the the Avtomat Kalashnikov of 1947, the greatest rifle of our time, our fathers time, and his father's time, feared and respected by the world, were even the snideness of America cannot find grounds of insult to this death-bringer.
Designed in Russia between '44 and '46 by Michail Kalashnikov, by his make, and NO OTHER, this rifle is cannot be broken, jammed, or overheated, and to my knowledge, can fire underwater. It's only known flaw is its frugal specifics, corrected readily by the profoundly accurate AK 103/104, which are lighter than the much less powerful m16 by half an ounce.

-Fill it with mud, fill it with sand, drown it, freeze it, fire 400 rounds. Clean it with a fucking shoelace. The only thing that jams a Kalash is bloodcake in the barrel.

-I got my Klash, my CZ and my MR.22

by coal87 October 8, 2010

Kaasstengel

A person that is completely unskilled but still blames others people for his mistakes. Can be used as a synonym for 'Hurensohn'.

Bro why didn't you save that?
Shut the fuck up you shitty Kaasstengel!

by JuanBernat99 November 21, 2021

Dirty Kash

When one uses 2 one dollar bills earned from the strip club to wipe their ass and then stick the dollars to each eyelid while helicoptering their giant horse cock and screaming i’m a fat neek

that guy definitely likes to dirty kash

by pooppoop6996 June 9, 2020

kakashka

poo in russian

yep kakashka

by hony/honey September 27, 2017

Mikhail Kalashnikov

The inventor of the legendary AK-47 assault rifle.

"Now he says he 'wishes he invented a lawnmower', because he is aware of his own weapons being used, and blackmarketted, by terrorists. Don't worry Mr. Kalashnikov, we still love you....even if you are a commie. lol "

by Dave March 25, 2004