Jukebox Money

Slang term for condoms or money needed to buy condoms. Inspired by the B-52s song "Love Shack".

I've got me a car, it's as big as a whale, and we're about to set sail / I've got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20 so hurry up and bring your jukebox money!

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Dad: Have fun at the party tonight, son.
Tim: Thanks dad...ooh, and before I forget, could you lend me a little cash for tonight?
Dad: Why? You're not going to be getting some booze, right?
Tim: No dad, I just need a little jukebox money.

by Reppin' Latvia November 23, 2010

Jukeboxing

A term used for amateur DJs who constantly play one track after another without mixing or blending.

This DJ isn't even trying to mix his tracks. He's jukeboxing throwing the crowd off rhythm.

by BruhDuhMan November 3, 2013

juke music

A term for ghetto house or booty music that's popular in the Chicago area.

girl there's a competition at the rink this weekend in Richton Park with lotsa juke music

by Chris May 22, 2004

Jokes Wet

A funny bit of minge. Young girls who put out. Ridiculous sluts. Girls who dress in a silly way and will probably play with your knob.

Oh man, the party was dripping with Jokes Wet.

by Plus Dorian Gray June 17, 2009

Jokester

(n.) Someone who loves a good laugh and never knows when to stop making them. They always seem to have a joke for every situation, though not always appropriate.

Jim was the life of the party, a real jokester, it was all fun and games with him until he was kicked out for making a joke about the host's girlfriend's body shape.

by Birdyrr15 December 2, 2009

juke

1) To defeat an opponent by using subtlety, cleverness, or a trickery. To force an opponent between choosing between two negative options (both of which benefit you).

2) To steal from someone else.

3) To dance while grinding one's ass against another dancer's pelvis. This slang is common in Chicago.

4) To stab another person. This slang is common in South London.

1) He totally juked me into that Checkmate yesterday.

2) Hey! That kid just juked that DVD!

3) She was juking him all over the dance floor last night.

4) He got juked and mugged between the tube station and his flat.

by Tanniynim July 30, 2006

jakes

cops, narcs, fbi or anyone that can arrest.

yo keep an eye out for the jakes for you have to do time.

by Philly_lima October 8, 2003