by dave and the big green June 18, 2010
by 4ren6toxlab December 31, 2021
When two people mount onto fully erect men and have them charge at each other. Normally the first person to dismount, or if their ride softens is the looser.
by shaffinhime July 14, 2017
Yo homie wanna gay joust at my place tonight?
Aye I just won that Gay Jousting competition in Indiana.
Me and the homies were Gay Jousting yesterday and a load came out my nose.
Aye I just won that Gay Jousting competition in Indiana.
Me and the homies were Gay Jousting yesterday and a load came out my nose.
by Koolman32 March 30, 2019
A measure of one's true spirit and merit, according to the old code.
The game is played by two men, charging at eachother with erect penises at the ready, making galloping sounds.
They clash mightily, as the onlookers cheer.
Should one fall, such as slipping on a puddle of precum, a point is scored.
Should both opponents fall, they are to honorably engage in a standing match of swordplay.
The game is played by two men, charging at eachother with erect penises at the ready, making galloping sounds.
They clash mightily, as the onlookers cheer.
Should one fall, such as slipping on a puddle of precum, a point is scored.
Should both opponents fall, they are to honorably engage in a standing match of swordplay.
"M'Lord, it is considered bad play to engage in meat jousting on an unsuspecting opponent."
"Man, I'm bored. Let's do some meat jousting."
"No, Shannon Kilmer and Matt Isbell are unavailable right now, as they are currently enganged in an invigorating bout of meat jousing."
"Man, I'm bored. Let's do some meat jousting."
"No, Shannon Kilmer and Matt Isbell are unavailable right now, as they are currently enganged in an invigorating bout of meat jousing."
by Sir Rudulph the purple-headed knight February 17, 2004
by cornuts427 April 02, 2014
The two (or more) participants bend over with their bottoms facing inwards, they then run together and their bottoms collide. Generally there are no winners although sometimes extra rules are added depending on the game situation. e.g. whoever falls over first loses
I bottom-jousted with my friend earlier today.
A stranger beat me at bottom-jousting on my way to work.
A stranger beat me at bottom-jousting on my way to work.
by bigscrobbler April 16, 2006