joshie

to pull a joshie:
to tell a lie which has not point whatsoever...
or to get extra attention for 5 minutes...

also a pet name for the biggest gaylord in all of new zealand...

Josh: Yeah, I'm moving to Christchurch
Josh's G/f: OMG NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Me: Thank the lord....
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Josh: Yeah, my mum is half Arab...
Me: Serious?
Josh: Yeah...
Josh's Dad: No, she's fully Scottish...
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Classic Joshie:
Josh: MY LIFE SUCKS!!!
Me: What a loser...

by josh is gay November 9, 2008

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joshening

Becoming dumber after meeting a guy named Josh

Dude, I'm totally Joshening lately. I can't think straight after meeting Josh

by Hankster December 4, 2015

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Joshed it up

"Joshed it up" is what Tyler Joseph (the singer from the band Twenty One Pilots) refers to Josh Dun's (the drummer) playing of the drum set when it pertains to performing live and in recordings for any and all Twenty One Pilots albums... Use at your own risk though because if Tyler hears you saying it to Josh at any point in time within his earshot, he will pop up behind you when you least expect it and clearly let you know that Josh is HIS FREN not YOURS... :P

*Can be used as "Joshing it up" also*

Example of how "Joshed it up" is used in a sentence:

(Josh plays ecstatically on the drums on the album.. TOP fan pauses the music in utter shock)

TOP Fan: "WOW, did you HEAR that?! Tyler's voice on the album sounds SICK, but JOSH's beats are just... WHOA MAN...WOW... and i thought they were great in CONCERT..."

Tyler: "wait until you hear everything... none will be like the other... Except for Josh being on the track JOSHING IT UP !!! He's TOTALLY SICK!!"

TOP Fan: "SICK!!!!"

Tyler: "SICK!!!!!!!!!!"

by CliqueRandomButtons July 11, 2016

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johee

Johee's are the most beautiful girls. They are always very happy and caring. If you have a friend named Johee, take care of her, because she is one of the best friend you could ever have.

-oh. Who is that cute girl with Mark?
-That's Johee. She's Mark's sister. She very nice, you should talk to her.

by Tastyramyun December 10, 2017

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Joshed

Verb
The action of uncontrollable diarrhea leading to spraying a restroom toilet, wall, floors and anything else in the surrounding "spray zone" usually brought on by poor diet and or alcohol.

Can someone call maintenance it looks like we've been Joshed again.

by Prosciutto Diparma May 16, 2018

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Joshlene

Joshlene is perfection, a name that depicts beauty and grace, Joshlene(s) are usually very attractive, both looks and personality. A Joshlene I know is a very artistic kid, known to be very poetic. It might come hard for them to express their feelings verbally to other people, resulting their getaway paradise to the arts. Joshlene strives the label "quirky" because they enjoy liking and discovering new perspective not much has gone to. Joshlene is quite an androgynous name, since Josh is known as more masc/unisex and -lene is the only fem part about, hence why Joshlene(s) don't really value being coordinated to gender roles. Joshlene could care less about life, they're the type to say "you know I feel like disappearing because there isn't much to life" but also be hypocritical about it and go, "yeah right dying seems painful, what and why the fuck" Joshlene(s) are probably in a schlump in every aspect, but they are very interesting once you get to know them.

I'm sorry I'm writing this while being both sleep deprived and sad and I need validation thank you.

A: Do you know Joshlene?
B: No..
A: Twinning!

by egoheist October 17, 2020

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