by SimonLikesFrogs March 12, 2018
Get the Joris mug.Nickname for the drug Methyl-amphetamine aka ICE or crack.
Used as a code for ice users to refer to the drug and to use in public so they can speak between them or in the presence of other people and it be undetected because Jorgus is unknown to most.
Used as a code for ice users to refer to the drug and to use in public so they can speak between them or in the presence of other people and it be undetected because Jorgus is unknown to most.
>>person 1<< yo you got any jorgus??
>>person 2<< not really bro, only a little bit of jorgus left :/
>>person 2<< not really bro, only a little bit of jorgus left :/
by spitfirzuuu_aus May 28, 2021
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Get the Joris 7a mug.Jorgi isn't just a girl, she's that girl you will remember forever. At first glance she can be a little intimidating but after you get to know her and open that huge gorgeous smile, she's a whole new person. He's personality sticks to you with her sprity energy and warm sense. She's someone who you always want to be with. When she smiles her beautiful eyes with her cute cheeks light up the room and make you feel warmer inside. Sometimes Jorgi makes bad decisions but she's never to far from correcting herself and looking past towards a better self. Jorgi always cares about you and will make sure your alright. Her senses are spot on and even of you lie to her about how you are she always knows and will always be there for you. Always make sure you do the same for her if she's down or crying, no matter what be there. Stick up for her even if it's against your boss. Don't make excuses, be there. Jorgi is a sweet, kind, loving, beautiful person who you desperately should know.
by NICEGuyJK101 October 3, 2021
Get the Jorgi mug.1) Old Joris is de Joris die 20 uur per dag CS:GO speelde.
2) De Joris die minimaal 150 kilo weegde.
3) Old Joris verloor nooit een clutch.
4) Old Joris was niet beter dan Nerder maar hij was wel oke.
2) De Joris die minimaal 150 kilo weegde.
3) Old Joris verloor nooit een clutch.
4) Old Joris was niet beter dan Nerder maar hij was wel oke.
by Nerder The King April 17, 2018
Get the Old Joris mug.Mediocre-at-best drummer for NU METAL band Slipknot, who, despite not having any particularly exceptional talent, is heralded as "the fastest drummer ever" by Slipknot's legions of cretinous fans.
I mean, compared to other Nu Metal drummers, he's pretty good, but considering the Nu Metal genre as a whole, that isn't saying much.
I mean, seriously, what the fuck? Fastest drummer EVER? I don't think so.
For all those who remain unconvinced, check out Cryptopsy's None So Vile album. While it's almost guaranteed that nearly every run-of-the-mill Mallcore/Nu Metal kid will lack the capacity to appreciate cryptopsy's excellence, just focus on the drumming. If that doesn't eliminate this absurd conception that Joey Jordison is even close to ranking amongst the world's fastest drummers, then I don't think anything will.
I mean, compared to other Nu Metal drummers, he's pretty good, but considering the Nu Metal genre as a whole, that isn't saying much.
I mean, seriously, what the fuck? Fastest drummer EVER? I don't think so.
For all those who remain unconvinced, check out Cryptopsy's None So Vile album. While it's almost guaranteed that nearly every run-of-the-mill Mallcore/Nu Metal kid will lack the capacity to appreciate cryptopsy's excellence, just focus on the drumming. If that doesn't eliminate this absurd conception that Joey Jordison is even close to ranking amongst the world's fastest drummers, then I don't think anything will.
Just go on youtube and search "Flo Mounier Rehearsing Phobophile." I would link directly to it but this asshole website won't let me.
So, there you have it. A rehearsal take from Phobophile, one of the songs on the aforementioned Cryptopsy album, None So Vile.
If, when compared against Joey Jordisons drumming, you still think that Joey's faster, then there's something wrong with you.
As an amusing side-note, not so long ago I heard a couple of Slipknot fans talking about how Joey was, in fact, the fastest drummer in the world... I just chuckled.
So, there you have it. A rehearsal take from Phobophile, one of the songs on the aforementioned Cryptopsy album, None So Vile.
If, when compared against Joey Jordisons drumming, you still think that Joey's faster, then there's something wrong with you.
As an amusing side-note, not so long ago I heard a couple of Slipknot fans talking about how Joey was, in fact, the fastest drummer in the world... I just chuckled.
by Wormaldson July 11, 2009
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