This is a more inside way of saying you have to drop a deuce (take a crap), it works really well in an office setting so that you may let your close, personal co-workers know where you are going without letting everyone else know. This is derived from John Wayne's nickname being "The Duke", and can be shortened by simply saying "I have to make a phone call", or added to by saying "man John Wayne has been calling me all day."
"I'll be right back I have to make a phone call to John Wayne."
"I'll call you right back John Wayne is calling me on my other line."
"I'll call you right back John Wayne is calling me on my other line."
by the crab show July 08, 2009
Verb: A term used to describe a difficult bowel movement. A play on word based on his nickname, "The Duke."
by J. Lightning August 27, 2010
by BayAreaBiker August 23, 2008
The pencil thief from space force.
by Fatcockdisorder69 June 01, 2020
ay man i gotta go my girl want me to come over and i aint got nothin. so ima go buy me a box of dem thangs that killed john wayne
by shay shay baby April 12, 2008
by Ricky Shroomz March 12, 2021
a place for sexual intercourse.
by Schweaty Balls March 02, 2011