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John Cena

The 2nd coming of Gahndi himself. The mold of what every man should be. Packs a 16 inch schlong. Will steal your wife with the blink of an eye. Can move mountains with the snap of a finger. Has visited the lost city of Atlantis. Knows where Tupac is hiding.
"I'd go gay for John Cena"-Mike Pence
by 123guy456 January 18, 2019
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John Cena

White not a slang term himself, the self-proclaimed Doctor of Thuganomics has invented tons of popular catchphrases, Word Life being his most popular one. The Boston native has held the United States and WWE Championships and is one of the world's most popular wrestlers. Cena's admired by casual fans for his "fans first" attitude and hilarious microphone work, but loathed by wrestling purists for his lack of technical skill.
Guy #1: John Cena? He's the rapper, right?
Guy #2: He doesn't rap that much anymore... it's kinda gimmicky.
by The Standard September 14, 2005
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John Cena

The Best Wresteler and Rapper in the History of the World.
He Kicks anyones arse.
Me: John Cena You better beat up Edge
John Cena: DOn't Worry that Bitch is Gonna PAY!!!
by Kareem S August 23, 2006
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JOHN CENA!!!

When you are giving it to your girlfriend rough from behind and then pick her up and slam her on the ground while you yell JOHN CENA!!!
Yo,last night I did the JOHN CENA!!!!on my girlfriend so hard she broke her back,both arms and and both legs! It was sick!
by John Zena November 8, 2015
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John Cena

A muscular man that can punch your mom.
by $John Cena$ December 3, 2015
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John Cena

When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream John Cena
hey dude, Yesterday I John Cena'd your Sister and her Anus felt so good man
by JOHN_FUCKING_CENA January 12, 2016
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JOHN CENA!!

by RnnyG..... '-' December 22, 2015
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