Joseph Joestar

The best and hottest thing to ever resist we should all bow down to him

WE SHALL ALL BOW DOWN TO JOSEPH JOESTAR

by GFKDHFJKDLSDJFHGFJDKSLWEHRGVFB October 18, 2021

Jonathan Joestar

My life sucks, a blonde bitch baked my dog

"Okay calm down bro u are just Jonathan Joestar"

by neomiely November 22, 2021

Jert

Gin and Tonic, especially pluralized; common pronunciation of the abbreviation "G&T" used in England.

"A couple of stiffish jerts, Jeeves."
"Yes, sir."
"Stiffish, Jeeves. Not too much tonic, but splash the gin about a bit."
- P.G. Wodehouse

by Jordan Samuelson October 24, 2011

jertlenoot

An irritating drunk who commonly invades another's personal space.

I was in my room sleeping when this jertlenoot entered my room and sat on the edge of my bed in the nude, stating that he needed to use the bathroom. He realized that he was in the wrong room and left after I repeatedly told him to get off out my room.

by Spendy September 3, 2005

jortling

The act of crying while tucking your penis between your legs

i thought that little girl was crying but it was just josh jortling

by blooisblooisbloo November 29, 2019

joerb

A way that Homestar Runner character Coach Z pronounces "job". Alternatives are "jorb" "jarb" and "jeoarb"

"I say ya did a great joerb out there, Homestar."

by Mandus Olson August 11, 2003

Joetrick

The pairing of Fall Out Boy's lead singer Patrick Stump and Fall Out Boy's lead guitarist Joe Trohman. Not as well known or fanfiction-ed about as Peterick, the pairing of Fall Out Boy's lead singer Patrick Stump and Fall Out Boy's bassist Pete Wenz.

Joe and Patrick kissing in public.

Fan Girl#1: OH MY GOD! JOETRICK!

Fan Girl's friend: so what! Peterick is way better.

by Eon Storm September 4, 2009