Jizzed

Best.Song.Ever. About cumming in your pants.

I ate a grape and I jizzed in mah pants.

by Miku326 January 31, 2009

Jizz

the yummy white stuff that comes out of a guys dick when he has an erection.

Kerry: "oh guys what's jizz?"
Someone: "you know that stuff you always have on the sides of your mouth from Mikey."

Kerry, you gotta little jizz on your lip.

by raerae shanaenae April 23, 2009

Jizz

Cum from your penis.

i'ma jizz on yo face cuhhz.

by digitaljunkie July 3, 2008

Jizz

Semen.

On seeing Bella, Edward jizzed his pants.

by Miss Lulz July 5, 2009

Jizzed

Past tense (imperfect) of the verb, "jizz"

Tommy jizzed on Pat after stroking it

by Joseph February 8, 2005

Jizz

When a male becomes excited over something, including non-sexual excitment, and then jizz in their pants unexpectantly.

-Kurt saw Brittney and jizzed in his pants.

-Kurt smelled febrez and jizzed in his pants.

-Kurt opened a window and felt cool breeze then suddenly jizzed in his pants.

-Whorehay told Kurt he was taking him to the park and Kurt jizzed his pants.

by lilzog May 2, 2009

Jizz

Another word for cum

I jizzed in her mouth

by jhonah August 27, 2019