Jethro is racist and hates black people or any people of color although he is a jolibee muncher. He continuously begs for it as if he is homeless and is dying of hunger. He also loves potato corner for some reason and is just like the supermarket jetro! People think hes gay but apparently hes straight?
by vfzxamz January 29, 2024
Man you seeing this name Jethro dawg this guy is the best hobble asf can even give you a comforting words what a cool guy you can talk too and even the best part is he legit will hug you in your bad day..."there there pal I know you had it rough let it all out.."
What fucking great name of a guy.
What fucking great name of a guy.
by Jethroo October 21, 2021
by Double Daisy July 03, 2022
by i love minors June 15, 2023
A sexual phenomenon in which a woman slowly roasts her tits in a crock pot until they are tomato red. She then lines up 9 eggplants in 3 rows of 3 after slathering them in Sweet Massachusetts Marinade. Once they are prepped she takes a pair of stilts and gives them to a man who then shoves them in her Moist Porthole until she feels the need to erratically unicycle. While cycling the man balance on the horizontal stilts and helicopters his pecker 100 times. This unlocks a portal through her German Jungle and they both end up in Cincinnati willing, naked, and afraid. The eggplants are left behind as a ritual for any frisky lady to do a squat for the pure bliss of appreciating nature. Go 49ers!
That lady looks like her cunt has been stuffed with stilts, she must have been doing a Jethros Castle. What a slut.
by Sweet Baby Coitus November 18, 2023
by Ihewgumveryloudly May 20, 2022
The type of guy, every girl will stare at. Handsome, smart, funny, and athletic. Has lots of friends and a few really close ones. Helps out the community and is very caring and generous. About medium height, with blonde hair. He also has eyes you can get lost it. Has the face of an angel and the body of a muscular god. Loves sports, animals and the environment. A little stubborn, but a great sense of humour. Is a great friend. If you are lucky enough to have a Jethro is your life, don't lose him.
I really like Jethro, but I don't think he likes me back.
There is never a boring time with Jethro is around.
There is never a boring time with Jethro is around.
by Lost and In Love September 21, 2019