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Festering Tarhole

Noun (origin- SW Ontario, Canada) -A geologic phenomenon indicated when crude oil seeps to the surface under subterranean pressure often forming large patches of thick tar and exhibiting the occasional appearance of bubbles at the seepage source. Some local First Nations people would collect and use this tar for various applications like water-proofing, adhesive, etc. It was also flammable, so that's fun.

The overwhelming stench of these tarholes was so great as to lure Captains of Industry who arrived to thoroughly exploit this relatively limited resource around what is now called Oil Springs, Ontario. Sulphur, brine water and decay smelled like money to these men. Rumour is that the "hard oilers" who worked the fields coined the phrase first, as a colourfully descriptive reference to the geo-phenom but the phrase gradually turned to a more derisive tone and was later more often used to refer to someone that was to be held in the greatest of disdain and worthy of social ire. You want to hit them but you can't afford the charges, kind of thing.
Only a festering tarhole like Brad could do something like that. Isn't he married?

Those festering tarholes down at B&E Furniture Liquidators don't deliver!

What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, a festering tarhole. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
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Festering

Shaving your head then applying lubricant and shoving it into your partners anus.
Ted greased up his head and gave Jake the festering of a lifetime.
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a sleaze who tends to fester too close to those around them.
“On the music express there was a festering sleaze creeping to close”
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Jesseing

The act of petting someone (especially Jesse) on the head
Jesseing amogus susy grimace shake silly billy play hollow knight nerd :3
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Jaspering

When you bitch about fat-shaming in media while also admitting you find overweight men to be sexy to the point of having their onlyfans content reposted on your social media.
Oh he is Jaspering again.
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Jeering

Will you pack in jeering, it fukin stinks in here .

It's that dirty cunt! He hasn't stopped Jeering all night
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jestersong

A stupid little trickjumping dinosaur who maybe loves splatoon too much
Jestersong is, contrary to popular belief, actually not an asshole
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