Jerel

adjective (of a person); A derivative of Jupiter. In ancient Roman times, Jupiter was the King of the Gods. Jerel means charming and sociable by nature. Straight-ahead, curious, spiritual and true believer. Extremely analytical and maintains optimism with a generous spirit.

He was "the fount of the auspices upon which the relationship of the city with the gods rested." Jerel personified the divine authority of their highest offices, internal organization, and external relations.

by McHa December 30, 2013

Jared Allen

1. The craziest mother fucker in the NFL. Usually clad in purple and white, he uses his mullet's intimidation factor to make offensive linemen bow at his feet. When he's not playing football, he's usually found hunting elk with a spear and kicking Chuck Norris's ass.

2. A person who also has a mullet, wears purple, and strikes fear into the heart of all he encounters (especially elk).

1. "Did you see the game yesterday?" "Yea, Jared Allen drank the QB's blood after it was over."

2. "That guy's mullet is HUGE!" "Don't fuck with him, he's a Jared Allen."

by Jyrki January 24, 2010

Jared Watson

White boy swag. 1 of the lead singers from The Dirty Heads.

Fangirl #1: "You see the dance Jared Watson did at the beginning of the video?"

Fangirl # 2: "Hell yeah! He's got that white boy swag!"

by localsonlybrah November 6, 2011

Jared Joke

A joke or Meme that is completely irrelevant to the conversation.

"I got a flat tire on the highway and I don't know why?"

"Maybe if my cock was in your mouth you wouldn't of had a flat tire." -Jared Joke

by Steven Verrell December 24, 2014

Jerebrain

when your brain misfires continously

Wow dude, that was a total jerebrain moment!

by lilchumchum April 11, 2021

Jeedy-Weedies

An alternate, albeit better, name for any white Air Forces. Known by many from the Rap Sumo himself, Ceddy Bu.

R.I.P

"Ay I know yall see my fresh ass Jeedy-Weedies on right now."
"R.I.P Ceddy Bu, Rap Sumo..."

by Billy Beanster January 31, 2021

Jerell's Law

Jerell's Law states that any claim made by Jerell is over-exaggerated; thus, upon hearing said claims, one must divide everything he says by two, but if it's really extreme, divide it by three.

Jerell: Duuuude, I got my nollie laser flips on lock; I can do them 9 out of 10 times!

Alex: Jerell's Law? I'm pretty sure that means you can do it only three times out of ten.

by BPC MHS July 6, 2010