Jean Valjean

The most badass musical theatre/literature character possibly ever. Jean Valjean can kill you but, he won't. His kindness drives policemen to the point of suicide. He is like the Hulk but, still rocking a beard. He is made famous from the book/musical: Les Miserables. He adopts an illegitimate child, Cossette and takes her under his wing. Basically, the Chuck Norris of musical theatre with a voice to make the sun cry. Usually played by an actor with a tenor voice-type. Jean Valjean, also, after he was kept a prisoner for 19 freaking years for stealing BREAD, became a mayor. Called the most badass Redemption in The World. Also known as, Prisoner 24601.

"Who am I? I am Jean Valjean! Two-four-six-oh-one!"

"Jean Valjean is nothing now" - as Javert, the policeman, gets his ass whooped.

by Prisoner 24688 July 31, 2011

jean kirchstein

neigh neigh man

''Jean kirchstein you horse''
''neigh neigh''
man..

by CHAR May 6, 2015

Billie Jean

Anybody who is not Michael Jackson's lover.

Billie Jean is not my lover, scumbag!

by Ainolketta March 12, 2005

Jean joke

A category of jokes that are really lame and not funny. A Jean joke is a joke you should not laugh to. This is especially present among newbies trying to make jokes.

Person A: Hey, why did the chicken cross the road?
Person B: why?
Person A: Because it was bored.
Person B: OMG, that was such a jean joke

by kellllveeeriiinooo May 17, 2011

Geoff jeans

A pair of jeans usually only worn around the house. They tend to be cheap, ugly and/or old and are seldom worn in public places.

Let me shower and change out of my Geoff jeans, and I can meet up in about an hour.

by F E D December 14, 2010

Jeans night

An incredibly regretful hookup that makes you question reality. If you have a Jean night, expect to not be sexually attracted to a woman for a few days after.

“Yeah man, it was bad, last night was definitely a jeans night for me”

by Jeans_night December 10, 2021

Skeeter Jean

Skeeter Jean a "Part-time Chris Hansen impersonator" also known for exposing and putting predators and online predators in jail.

David: "Hey, do you know about Skeeter jean? " Darren: Yeah, that dude who exposes Edps?

by Jackie Jaun February 3, 2022