a complete retard that constantly calls out in class and is a complete moron that thinks that he is the best thing in the world, he is wrong
by Jos_Banana April 10, 2019
Get the Jaxonmug. 1. Massive Schlong (AKA Willy Wonker)
2. Only attracted to males if their names start with Z, C, J, or I.. otherwise he is a heterosexual man
3. Prides himself on the length of his "Squidward's nose," as he often likes to call it
4. Life motto, "bros before hoes unless the hoes have nice toes"
5. Loves it when a man rubs sunscreen on his back, but not in a super gay manner.. just a gentle rub
6. Penis really big
2. Only attracted to males if their names start with Z, C, J, or I.. otherwise he is a heterosexual man
3. Prides himself on the length of his "Squidward's nose," as he often likes to call it
4. Life motto, "bros before hoes unless the hoes have nice toes"
5. Loves it when a man rubs sunscreen on his back, but not in a super gay manner.. just a gentle rub
6. Penis really big
Jaxon has a huge wang
by 2342324 November 6, 2021
Get the Jaxonmug. 
by huntsmaneliteforyourxbox February 6, 2019
Get the Jaxonmug.