japanese commercials

Downright the most weirdest shit you'll ever see on a TV outside the states.

Watching Japanese commercials is the equivalent of your mind flipping the fuck out from ecstasy

by Spoke reasons February 23, 2014

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Japanese Whisk

Inserting a whisk into the orifice of oneself or another

Dude, I totally gave her a Japanese Whisk last night and then used it to make pancakes in the morning.

by Plenz May 21, 2015

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turning japanese

Masterbation. Refers to the look that some men get on their face at the time of climax.

Guys sometimes turn japanese when they watch pornos.

by Chris Paladino March 19, 2003

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japans answer to american muscle, where as the american cars were mainly from the 60's/70's, japanese were from the late 80's to Todayish. Where as American muscle relied on mostly beefy V8's with TONS of torque, Japanese usually range from I4's to V6's fitted with twin turbos. In my personal belief, both are good, it just depends on your tastes.

1: Supra, 3000gt, Skyline/GT-R, Impreza WRX STI, Evo. Lancer, S2000, 350z, NSX, RX-7/8, Integra, ect.

2: Mike: *Rolls up in a R32 Skyline* Like my new car?
Joe: Fuck man, this is the muscle club, fuck ya doin' with that shit?
Mike: Dude, this is fucking Japanese Muscle
Joe: ... Oh shit, your right, nice ride bro!
Mike: Haha, I know

by Muscle King September 16, 2008

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Japanese Kiss

A kiss where tongues are active and moving fast (unlike French kissing) and the chin always gets wet after the kiss (and sometimes the nose too). Lots of saliva involved, and typically lasts half an hour or more. Breast fondling sometimes included.

I walked up to my friend's mother and gave her a Japanese kiss. Ohhh, so good.

by Babies porn July 11, 2014

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