by TheTrendyPotato April 23, 2023

by AnimeKid_69 June 9, 2018

by Hdhrkdjdj8283838 May 19, 2022

Literally the best high school basketball player ever. Half Japanese, half African. However he only speaks Roman.
by Jalen Mashushi October 2, 2019

Jalen 'my shoulder' Hurts is a quarterback who plays for the Philadelphia Eagles, his favorite play is the quarterback sneak, a.k.a. the "tush push".
Dolphins Fan: Jalen Hurts is a fucking loser for quarterback sneaking, just throw the ball!
Eagles fan: cope.
Eagles fan: cope.
by speedyadventure October 23, 2023

The most amazing, kindhearted person to ever exist honestly. They’re probably a Cancer or an Aries, they’re just amazing. Whoever “Jalen Lazarre” Is, i love you bro/sis!
by JustSomeUrban November 19, 2020

a ginger, trys to cheat himself out of basketball games. the leprechaun who thinks he is NBA bound. also is obsessed with poop stains, dimesha kirk, kylie jenner, and matt ox
by gfawegfafvasreg May 16, 2019
