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Jalapeno Enema

1. An alternate way of saying "pain in my ass".
2. A devious method of torture.
The name can be substituted in either case with hotter or weaker peppers to further articulate the intensity.
1. "This whole day has been one big Jalapeno Enema."
2. "I was kidnapped in Mexico and the cartels gave me a Jalapeno Enema while my family tried to come up with the ransom payment."
by Eleven Tails February 21, 2020
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Jalapeno Popper

This requires multiple partners. During anal intercourse, the male will ejaculate into a condom, proceed to pull out, while leaving the condom in the girls anal cavity, before having his friend place his penis inside the same condom that resides in the females anal cavity and continue to have intercourse
Male 1: You want in on this?
Male 2: I would, but I don't have a condom
Male 1: Don't trip, just pull a Jalapeno Popper and you'll be good
by Gentle_neal April 22, 2018
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Jalapeno

1. Xalapa; of spanish origin// A terminology that describes a popular chili commonly used in traditional Mexican cooking.
2. NOUN; Something, a word, fib or bite that will make your tongue swell & provide the inability to swallow your own thoughts, liquids and foods to calm or NuMB the pulsing and burning sensation across your mouth (much like a lie told consecutively or trail of deception)
"Jalapeno, Jalapeno, *insert lies told to his friends*, Jalapeno." - A boy with broken & forgotten promises.
by Never mind, babe. October 8, 2017
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Jalapeno Sunrise

It is the name given to the hot spicy penis when pulled out of sexual partner's anus, who has had mexican food that day.
"What the hell man...why didnt you tell me you had a burrito for dinner...I'm having a fucking Jalapeno Sunrise"
by Basajaun08 January 22, 2021
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Jalapeno Popper

To eat a Jalapeno or Ghost pepper and leave one in your mouth while you perform Oral sex on someone. See who pops up and taps out first
I performed a Jalapeno Popper on my dude last night and he said his stuff still feels like its on fire
by moochzigg March 11, 2020
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jalapeno vag

The unsexy burning sensation that occurs after unwittingly touching one's ladybits after handling hot peppers.
Our mexican cooking night was ruined by a mild case of jalapeno vag.
by vuphisig August 13, 2016
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Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-Knocker

The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.
on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"
by Hurts 2 Poop May 15, 2019
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