figtree and jalapeno

2 people who are in love and they can't not be in love because they are stuck together

figtree and jalapeno love eacgother so much

by asdfghjasdfghjasdfvbnm November 14, 2023

Jalapeno Handy

When a person slathers their hands with jalapeno and gives you a hand job. Usually a last resort after a person loses sensation in their penis as they age.

After 5 hours of brutal sex, she had to give him a jalapeno handy to get him to go home.

by Kattyblaque September 5, 2021

Jalapeno Enema

1. An alternate way of saying "pain in my ass".
2. A devious method of torture.
The name can be substituted in either case with hotter or weaker peppers to further articulate the intensity.

1. "This whole day has been one big Jalapeno Enema."
2. "I was kidnapped in Mexico and the cartels gave me a Jalapeno Enema while my family tried to come up with the ransom payment."

by Eleven Tails February 21, 2020

jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.

Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus

by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018

Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-Knocker

The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.

on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"

by Hurts 2 Poop May 15, 2019

Jalapeno Popper

To eat a Jalapeno or Ghost pepper and leave one in your mouth while you perform Oral sex on someone. See who pops up and taps out first

I performed a Jalapeno Popper on my dude last night and he said his stuff still feels like its on fire

by moochzigg March 11, 2020

Jalapeno Rimjob

The act of giving/ receiving a rimjob when all party members involved have recently eaten taco bell.

Hey Kim, after eating this delicious smothered burrito, you wanna smother my ***hole with a jalapeno rimjob?

by buttslutt October 23, 2016