Jackin' Your Stax

One who masturbates with a pocket pussy made of a stax can (lays off brand Pringles).

I was jackin' your stax after my parents went to bed last night.

by Black_Daddy December 12, 2017

Jackin it

The action of a chad stroking his enormous chodester. Pog

Brendon was jackin it.

by CurbStompingBabies69420 August 4, 2020

Jackin the Cracken

When your jerking off to hardcore porn and beating your dick hard. Your dick will get really hard.

Joe: I was up all night last night bro

Ron: Why

Joe: I was Jackin the Cracken to some hot asian porn

by JackerOffer6969 March 3, 2021

Jackin off = NO GAINS

Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.

Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.

Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!

by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022

Jackin Jesus

A thing a guy says when he’s about to reach an orgasm, commonly used when a guy is jerking off. He’s typically in his christian mothers basement trying to make it seem like he’s praying but he’s not. Obviously.

Jason- OMG IM JACKIN JESUS

by Ben jackinoff in yamomma November 14, 2022

Jackin' It In San Diego

yes.

basically masturbating in San Diego of California
most people do this after getting into drama that is SERIOUS
but seriously this is a song for south park made by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Bruce Howell.

Stan: I just have to put an end to bullying Kyle! You don't get it!
Kyle: Yea but you are profiting off of this for yourself only! Just don't end up naked and Jackin' it in San Diego.

by ConnorBroski December 18, 2024

Jackin the Crane

Cutting wood with an Axe Aggressively, and violently

Graham: Yeah, haha… Oh No, he’s Jackin the Crane again, he’s using up our wood supply, somebody is gonna get hurt!

by NobodySleeks27 September 28, 2025