W.W.J.D.

1) What Would Jesus Do?

2) What Would John Do? (also seen in the form WTFWJD - what the f**k would john do)
(John Carmack, created of the engines for the Doom and Quake series, possibly the single hand who gave us 3d gaming. Still innovating the industry today)

1) But Christan, you can't go out with that girl, she is not one of us. Remember to ask yourself, W.W.J.D!

2) Ahh Crap! I can't get this friggen M.O.D's engine to work right, WTFWJD!

by Kyle Katarn July 21, 2005

w.w.j.d.

We Want Jack Daniels

The college party-goers were craving the alcohol promised and so begain chanting, "W.W.J.D.!"

by Carmen November 8, 2003

C.J.'d

Taking a container of food, milk, juice, or soda, consuming the contents, and putting the empty container back in the fridge. Named for a confused, troubled lad in the South Texas area.

I thought we had enough sour cream to make some great quesadillas, but then I found out it had been C.J.'d.

by iapianoman October 5, 2008

w.w.j.d.

What Would Japeto Do

"..I thought it was, "what would Japeto do?" -Homer Simpson

by Rad Ron November 6, 2003

I.J.D.F.M.

It.Just.Doesn't.Fucking.Matter.

When yo have absolutely NO time to deal with assholes, you need to cut to the chase. Example; "What did you say jerkoff? I.J.D.F.M. You dick!"

by rubberdog April 28, 2011

P.T.J.D

The feeling of regret or dismay after jacking off to someone or something you are not proud of.

Jamal - “Yo Danny Devito how you feeling?”

Danny- “Sad, just got P.T.J.D from watching nugget porn”

by Jaccauley April 29, 2019

Hayley J D

A very exquisite sexy and flirtacious girl

"wow Fred look! it's a Hayley J D!"

by hallerz in the hay April 3, 2005