Whatev

a decker way of saying whatever
usually preceeded by "eh"

I forgot to do my math homework, eh, whatev.

by neva November 26, 2003

whatever

Whatever can mean "I don't really care" (example 1)
Whatever can also meant "Fuck You" (example 2)

PERSON 1: Where do you want to go for dinner?
PERSON 2: Whatever, i'm not really hungry?

PERSON 1: It's you're fault we got pulled over last night.
PERSON 2: Whatever, if you would have just let me drive then we would have made it home no problem.

by HEINS 57 June 30, 2011

whatever

Refers to the person you have an undefined relationship with.

- We hook up sometime but I don't know whether it's serious. She doesn't call me her boyfriend.
- Dude! You're her whatever

by celine34 July 4, 2008

Whatevs

Whatever to the power of hundred.

When you don't just want to say whatever, or whateva (cus it's so yo) and say Whatevs.

When you want to say whatever whilst talking down this moronic world.

Jake: Let's all suck up to the boss all week, so we can get that much-needed vacation!
Me: Whatevs! I'll get that vacation anyway

by shesturningblue December 21, 2010

whatevers

definition consistent with whatever but with the addition of the 's', making the plural version (whatevers), gives more emphasis to the meaning. whatevers is used as an adjective to describe the insignificance of something or it can be used to express a more passive form of disgust or loathing for something.

"dude, that gay biker gang that just left took the last of our beer."
"fuck. that shit is so whatevers, man."

"wesley, why are you still wearing nail polish? halloween ended three weeks ago."
"whatevers, dude. whatevers."

by karmacreep November 10, 2008

whatever

What stupid american teenage girls say to annoy their fathers and everyone else.

E.g. 'so yeah and he said, and i was like: what- everrrrrrrrr!'

by zimo August 15, 2004

whatever

A phrase used often by Squall, the main character of Final Fantasy VIII because he either doesn't care, doesn't know what to say, or because he simply doesn't want to replay with a "yes". Incidentally, I am the exact same way

See also: ...

Selphie: "Hey Squall! Join the garden committee!!!!"
Squall: "..."
Selphie: "Come on, don't ignore me! Please join!"
Squall: "whatever"

Squall: "..."
Me: "..."
Squall: "..."
Me: "..."
Squall and Me: "...whatever..."
*Both walk away*

by TehMario August 29, 2008