I-see-a-cock-al-itus

Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to cock, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may accuse friends and/or family of sending them dick pics or pictures with hidden cocks in it, when in actuality there will be no cock in said photo. A small penis usually accompanies this.

Jason: I’m not opening this video there’s gonna be a dick…
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”

Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the

“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”

by Double triple February 5, 2022

can i see the full tity

when you want to see the full tity

can i see the full tity

by Ifrickityfuckedyourmom April 17, 2019

I see how it is

A phrase that can be said to a person who tries to blame another person for their action.

For Example, Mick says I want to go to the bar, I want to go to the bar to drink, Mack says no mate I don't want to be responsible for you. Mick says OK, I'm leaving you here, I don't care. Mack says don't be like that you don't understand and tries to explain the situation and wishes the topic never came up. Mack lectures Mick and tries to stop Mack going into the bar knowing he will get drunk but also not wanting to leave his friend. Mick is insistent gets drunks gets arrested or ends up vomiting and the next day blames everything on his good friend Mack. Mack says I see how it is

by DaffyDucks August 22, 2012

I see dead people having orgasms

Sarcastic way of saying that what you are told is absolute nonsense, unviable (not capable of succeeding, esp financially "the pit had proved economically unviable"), or unpractical.

Sure... me too... I see dead people having orgasms.

by rperazag June 28, 2010

I see how it is

When you realise the person just chats shit all the time

blah blah blah

I see how it is, YOU CHAT SHIT

by billybulshitter October 23, 2012

Damn, I see you gettin' it

when you see a couple together, you use this to describe what will probably happen later (sex). that would mean they are gettin' it.

Friend: We're going back to my room later tonight
Friend 2: Damn, I see you gettin' it!

by DISYGI March 6, 2010

see you when I see you

To see definitely another person in the future but no specific date,time and place yet agreed upon..

To meet up another without designated rendezvous ..

The happening of meeting up is certain to happen yet the time and place still to be finalized by the parties .

HEATHER : I'm working every day but on Thursday I'll be out for the most part maybe Friday is okay..

HENRI :: I'm not certain on Friday but let's see how things play out ... See you when I see you ..

by Jemburat December 17, 2017