invisible pirate

A Pirate take on the Surprise Sex sexual move where "ya slide outta the mists like a ship at night, ya come along side her as she slumbers, then ya lay into her with cannons blazing guns firing and before she has time to react, ya disappear back into the night from whence ya came".

"Arrr. When i got home me wench was asleep on the couch, so i invisible pirated her and was out of harms way before she could bring about her long guns."

by MN crew May 19, 2008

Invisible Touch

When a woman has more to her then it seems.
where you know she'll fuck up your life but you want her just the same.
a temptress in ye olde english

She has a built in ability-to take everything she sees...
and now it seems I'm falling, falling for her!

she seems to have an invisible touch (yeah)

by random-Genesis-fan January 16, 2008

Invisible Squirrel

A Pretned Animal You Hit When People In Your Car Are Not Wearing Their Seatbelts. Or When You Need To Make A Usless Abrupt Stop.

OMG LOOK OUT!!

(BREAKS REALLLY HARD)
WHAT!!?!?

Oh Never Mind It Was Just And Invisible Squirrel.

by GIRM November 13, 2010

Invisable Girl

After sex with your partner you go about your daily routine in their house acting like you can not see or hear them.

Dude, I got to do the Invisable girl to this woman last night.
Did you tell her that you were doing it?
Of course not.

by The Three Horsemen January 16, 2011

Playing the Invisible banjo

Female masturbation, from the action of the hand as if strumming a banjo

Barbara's boyfriend couldn't make it that night, and with her being horny, she had to resort to playing the invisible banjo.

by darfieldboy June 8, 2011

Invisabee

The state of being invisible. This word replaces cloak since cloak has nothing at all to do with being invisible, unless you believe that Harry Potter is real.

This term is used most commonly among ultra-hip Team Fortress 2 players.

Z: There's a spy around here that's invisabee.
NH:Stop saying that

by Zaniah March 31, 2009

invisible

Used to refer to something or someone which is conspicuously missing.

There was invisible happy at the funeral.

by Claire the Pear November 2, 2008