Insta-bone

The state in which a sudden and immediate erection arises, so unexpectedly and quickly that chodal whiplash is not uncommon

Boy 1: Dude, how'd you break your nose?
Boy 2: I saw Ellen Henson, damn that woman is so hot that I got a massive insta-bone and it sprung up right in my face.

by Tolley August 27, 2003

Instagram

A social media app filled with cancer and shitty people. Same as TikTok but TikTok is way worse than instagram. My god bro don't even fucking visit these app they are fucking cancer as shit

Person 1: Hey I'll see you later can I get your Instagram tho?
Person 2: the fuck? who the fuck even uses instagram? what the fuck? im done lmao bye

by urdadfrom15yearsago March 1, 2020

Call That Instagram

When something Is Instagram

Poggers, Call that instagram

by James Dodge May 19, 2020

Instagram

What Teenagers use.

Adult: SON, GET OFF INSTAGRAM
Teenage Son: Fuck no, how am I supposed to talk to my bae

by THE HOE THAT GIVE YOU HEAD December 21, 2015

InstaBeef

Beef or some form of aggression/hate, between 2 people, formed from an argument or insulting comment on Instagram or any other social media.

I can't believe she made that comment! Now we got #InstaBeef!

by MentallyEvolved September 9, 2018

Instafamous

Instafamous is where women usually suckers guys off of dating sites to follow their Instagram so they get more likes and feel better about themselves. In reality they all post the same exact things and their life isn’t as exciting as they make it seem.

If Instagram were to shut down tomorrow all these women would go from instafamous to instanobody and have to get a real job.

by Unknown reaper7 April 28, 2019

Instagram Model

Not actually a model, just a wannabe

She was a 7/10 wannabe Instagram Model, probably signed to a joke of an agency like LModelz

by timesupbitchez October 23, 2018