full infant

When a man shaves their pubes to the bare skin

Mark "how should I shave my pubes bro?"
Joe "I dont know man just dont go full infant"

by kingb.swag December 21, 2013

8th infantry division

Name for a group of 8the graders that fight often, but also verbally assault people. Usually consists of 4 jocks, 1-2 wannabe jocks and 1 girl who is mostly passive but bitchy.

Also 8th Infantry for short.

I'd go if I were you. I heard that the 8th infantry division is gonna come fuck shit up.

by Code_Maker February 13, 2018

4th Infantry

That group of friends that are always smoking weed.

Originated from the 4th infantry division being based out of Colorado.

Are the 4th infantry pulling up to the party later?

Yeah they’ll be here in a bit with the payload.

by AustinF3 July 5, 2018

literal infant

a baby with no mental capacity and an IQ of under 10, see also skibidi toilet fan

Person 1: how old is your son?
Person 2: he's 3 weeks old, he's a literal infant.

by the tender defender August 8, 2023

national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day

bojack reference LMAO

"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"

by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023

Infantsizing

Prospective adoptive parents who choose the birth mother at an early stage of pregnancy. They then gather information about race of birth father, with everything done in a very calculating manner. They will not consider adopting a child other than one that meets their standard. They are the customers of adoption facilities that epitomize these met standards. See Baby Glommer, and Baby Gloaming

Are you just day-dreaming or infantsizing?

by gravy111 November 27, 2010

infantiphobia

The fear of babies

Gene: Run for your life! A baby!
Phineas: What's your problem man? Do you have infantiphobia?

by Derek August 11, 2008