incompetent

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"you're an incompetent little shit

by anonymous2002222 August 27, 2022

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Controlled Incompetence

Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.

The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."

by Double Jay Dubs May 3, 2022

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Legally incompetent

Judged to be unavailable to make rational decisions on their own behalf.

Dumb whore "I fucked a retard that is legally incompetent."

Hym "That makes you a retard molester. What you 'believe in' molesting retards."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2022

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Incompetence

Men.

Men are useless, completely and utterly stupid, and can't do anything right therefor they are completely incompetent. Incompetence means stupid and can't complete simple tasks so basically men.

by evie poretti February 2, 2022

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Incompetent Camouflage

Pretending or giving the illusion of incompetence and ignorance to hide or conceal your intellectual genius or diabolical plan.

Rudy Giuliani intended to give a press conference at the Four Seasons Hotel...but due to a mix up it was actually at...The Four Seasons Total Lawn Care Center that was between an Adult Bookstore and a Crematorium. The press thought it was a sign of his incompetence and true ignorance, but in reality it was "Incompetent Camouflage" designed by him to give his clients enemies a continued false sense of security while he continued with is plan.

by Rogue_Leader November 9, 2020

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