Weaponized Incompetence

When someone does a simple task requested of them badly on purpose so they seem too incompetent to do said task, thus ensuring nothing is ever asked of them again.

Jill: "Will you do *insert simple task here*?"
Jack: "Ugh, I guess." *Does it wrong so she feels that she can't trust him to do it right*
Jill: *Sees the horrible job jack did* "Oh.. I guess I should just do it myself next time.."
Jack: "Great! Weaponized incompetence works!"
Jill: "... What..?"

by ExplodingStrawberries November 8, 2024

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Incompetent

Another name for the game company known as Ubisoft

Average Division Player: man I hate this game, made by absolute incompetent game devs

Other Average Division Player: oh! You must be talking about Ubisoft and their incompetence during the downtimes of their many titles! (Specifically Tom Clancy’s The Division 2 on Dec 5th 2023)

by Jawbøne December 5, 2023

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Intellectually Incompetent Incel

A intellectually incompetent incel or a "III" is someone who is stupid as shit, and still has a v-card.

Intellectually incompetent incel

by Peak hating May 25, 2024

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Criminally incompetent fuckwits

A collective name for the highways agency in the United Kingdom

5 sets of roadworks in 30 miles? Who thought that was a good idea? Oh, of course, those criminally incompetent fuckwits at the highways agency

by gussy finknottle June 1, 2021

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Incompetence

The most desirable trait one must posses in order to serve as a County Commissioner. When combined with paralysis by analysis, this will create desirable leadership in government positions.

Good thing they used their incompetence powers or else they would have made the right decision!

by Thomas Willis Cobb May 11, 2020

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