"I can't stand up yet man, I've got a loaded weapon in my Gun-holster"
"I need to go to Primark to buy a Gun-holster"
"No you dick, that's not a Gun-holster, that's a quim"
"I need to go to Primark to buy a Gun-holster"
"No you dick, that's not a Gun-holster, that's a quim"
by absolutejw January 23, 2010

by badgerroy June 28, 2008

A theoretical storage device that a man tries to keep his cock in while out in a public place, intoxicated, and surrounded by pieces of ass. The device is located in a man's mind and keeps him from cheating on his girlfriend and avoiding guilt. The device usually always fails.(special thanks to Bobby C)
Cal tried as hard as he could to keep his cock in it's dong holster but he gave up after he met the 19-year old nursing student who wanted him to fuck her fartbox.
by tactash May 6, 2008

Richard gear's hamster holster got set on fire when his partner tried to lure out the Hamster with a lit match
by burtnubbins August 26, 2009

by Those.memess September 27, 2017

see cum dumpster. The talking part of a female (or male)'s face used to store cock for short amounts of time.
by redneck January 15, 2003

by Vegas @ MIT February 15, 2003
