The only place you can get your drivers license from the back of a box of Caption Crunch.
Yes, its my 16th birthday! Im gunna go get my florida drivers license now.

*cuts it out of a cereal box*
by Ezgamer January 8, 2006
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One of the worst possible places to live in the world. There is not much to do. You can't really go outdoors because its so hot and sunny that if you step outside for ten minutes you get a heat stroke. it sucks to go to the beach during the day because the sun burns like frekin hell. There are no mountains or anything nice. And yet all the retards from up north crowd it like crazy.
by hiiiippl April 22, 2011
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5% amusement parks
3% beaches
92% Rednecks
"I went to Florida this summer!"
"Really? What part?"
"The 3%. The part that doesn't suck."
by Mnoel September 11, 2008
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The biggest dick in the U.S. Up north are the Rednecks and down low are the Cubans. Neither, of which you want to live with.
Guy 1: Florida is a dick, man.

Guy 2: I know, right!
by The I.R.A. November 26, 2010
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Florida is actually not a bad place if you live in one of the right areas. These places are usually on the southern half of the gulf coast and east coast.

While there are many stupid rednecks in the "southern" part, which is actually the northern area of Florida, everyone who lives here is not stupid. I happen to live about a mile away from the one of the best public high schools in the nation.
"You live in Bellair, Florida ? You must drive a Maserati then."
by Katettttt April 8, 2006
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-Hey Kevin we should go on a road trip to Florida
-Oh hell yea well go annoy old people, drink some O.J. and see some Death Metal shows
by MattBongwater March 3, 2011
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Where your grandparents live.
Grandpa: "Son, guess what"
Son: "Hmm"
"We're moving to florida"

Son: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
by Joey B.. April 2, 2008
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