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Impulse Flush

Flushing the toilet when there is no apparent reason to. Usually occurs while urinating, a sudden impulse to flush arises which cannot be dismissed. Afterwords impulse flushers feel confused as to why they flushed.

If you are worried about your impulse flushing you should contact your doctor, you may have Chronic impulse flushing or CIF.
Person one : Do you ever just flush the toilet for no reason?
Person two : All the time, I've got CIF
Person one : CIF?
Person two : Chronic Impulse Flushing, duhh.
Person one : Thank god I'm not alone, I think I'll go for an impulse flush right now.
by rossbartonfs October 31, 2009
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Bochenskian Impulse

Psychology. an irresistible impulse to steal, especially when the thief can afford to pay.
- see also, kleptomania/cleptomania
"guys look at all this i just got!"
"woah someone's had a bit of a bochenskian impulse!"
by MichaelYve April 6, 2009
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In parts of the United States police shoot black men with impunity.
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impudence

1. The quality of being impudent.
2. Impudent language or behavior.
Me: YOU ARE SAYING IMPUDENCE TO ME! THAT IS IMPUDENCE!!!
Not me: OMGWTF
by Rozard December 5, 2002
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Arc_Impulse

Another ACF Troll who couldn't even figure out how to change his toolbar in firefox; he also appears to have a strange attraction to young girls
All was going well on their date, untill the girl informed Arc_Impulse that she was only 13 shortly before, what was certain to be, a sexual encounter.
by Mephiston November 29, 2004
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impussable

A term used to describe a version of the female species who is in no conceivable way willing to interact in sexual activity. No matter how hard you try, she will not give it up.
1.) "Dude! I'm totally gonna hook up with that Tammy chick tonight!"
"No way man, she's a virgin Mormon. There is no way you're getting past that force field. That's mission: impussable."

2.) "Man, i totally thought i was going to score with this drunk chick last night, but she would not put out. She was being so impussable."
by Jam Master Joke October 26, 2009
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Impulse HL2RP

A Garry's Mod server in which people like to pretend they are half-life 2 characters. You can see things such as toilets just randomly on the street and vortigaunts micspamming Russian music. Kind of like if New York City and Florida came together and made a video game.
X_Mezo_X: Hey, me and avx are gonna blow up some IEDs, Would you like to join us?

Yarna Crimson: No, I am not playing Impulse HL2RP Currently
by JoseTha1 March 30, 2021
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