by UnderTheViaduct July 8, 2012
The word (Ikea ass )is a slang term\\: But its mostly used as a ghetto way to tell someone that you are going to kill they ass .
by Mr.flashlight January 4, 2020
by JudgeT101 February 12, 2009
n. The result of incorporating Ikea furniture and other merchandise to form a cozy atmosphere.
A metaphor for a serious commitment/relationship developed from or within such an environment as described above.
A metaphor for a serious commitment/relationship developed from or within such an environment as described above.
"I went shopping at Ikea yesterday to buy more stuff for my Ikea lovenest."
"I just like taking it slow. At this point of time i don't want any serious commitment, I don't want to be your only true friend who you spend all your time with, and I don't want to build a cozy ikea lovenest."
--commitment-phobic boyfriend
"I just like taking it slow. At this point of time i don't want any serious commitment, I don't want to be your only true friend who you spend all your time with, and I don't want to build a cozy ikea lovenest."
--commitment-phobic boyfriend
by lingus among May 17, 2006
The act two penis owners may carry out that consists of a double ended sounding rod being inserted into both aforementioned penises, connecting the two penises together like a wooden peg might connect ikea furniture
"So me and Carl got home last night and got to assembling some ikea furniture"
"That shit is so hard to put together, right?!?"
"Nah, we had lube. Slid right in and felt great!"
"....what?"
"That shit is so hard to put together, right?!?"
"Nah, we had lube. Slid right in and felt great!"
"....what?"
by Rudy Spagootie July 11, 2018
i) Describing a natural talent for assembling Ikea furniture.
ii) The blister and callus' arising on the thumb following the assembly of Ikea furniture, due to the motion required to turn the alan keys.
ii) The blister and callus' arising on the thumb following the assembly of Ikea furniture, due to the motion required to turn the alan keys.
George is taking it easy, he got a bad case of Ikea Thumb today after assembling all those Billy shelves.
by Simmetra June 7, 2010
Any person who is too greedy to pay delivery charges for their junk bought at Ikea. A person who would rather spend 2 hours in store buying junk then spend 6 hours trying to fit all the flat pack boxes into their cars.
Long Suffering Male: This lot wil never fit into the car.
Wife or Ikea Miser: Yes it will or you can go back into the store to buya new sofa to sleep on tonight!
Wife or Ikea Miser: Yes it will or you can go back into the store to buya new sofa to sleep on tonight!
by Thrasher1504 November 14, 2006