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iPad kid

iPad kid are little kids who's only source of entertainment is playing with there iPad. These kid might have toys but don't do anything with them. They also watch cocomelon, Ryans toyreview and dumb Youtube videos on there iPad. Sadly they never grew up with there TV as everything they wanted to watch is on their stupid greasy cracked iPad. Also they couldn't live a day without there iPad...
Little Timmy is 5. He has an iPad and a million cool toys. But he doesn't play with them as the only Source on Entertainment he has is his IPAD. Therefore he is an iPad kid.
by REALNAMEISCOOL January 24, 2022
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iPad

Apple's latest addition to its range of appliances, the iPad is a new breakthrough technology in sanitary care for women. It's new technology interface could even make menstruation fun for women everywhere. The iPad comes in three sizes, 16GB (Grams of Blood) being the smallest, and reaching the Maxi iPad, 64GB.

It holds up to 10 Hours of soaking life, and has a brilliant touch interface that makes it easier than ever for users.

Including Apples latest A4 chip, it has accelerometers to control flow and a light sensitivity chip to adjust light for users at any time of the day or night.

The iPad introduces a brand new media entertainment front to its users. With built in speakers and brilliant display, if it's that time of the month you can still keep your man entertained with movies music and full access to the internet.
Starting at 500 USD, the iPad will be the latest girl accessory, with third-party developers already looking at writing apps for more comfort, control, reliability and entertainment.
'Hey I just got one of those knew iPad's!'
'Oh yeah? What's it like?'

'Man you gotta have a go at one of these iPad's! So absorbent, so entertaining, so long lasting! Steve Jobs really has done it this time!'
by McLovincheesecake January 28, 2010
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ipad2

a piece of electronics made by Apple Inc. it is the successor to to the ipad and has about as much changes as the Vietnam war had a purpose. it is an overpriced tablet, with pretty much all other tablets having the exact same features with a lower cost. Also, they are extremely fragile and crack easily.
Ben: Wow man, I'm pissed. I just spent $800 on my new ipad2 and the screen cracked.

Jerry:Really, because I just spent $500 on a lenovo thinkpad, dropped it on a rock, and it works fine.
by Citywok VerySNEEKY jap December 26, 2011
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iPad

a GIANT iPod touch, that is less portable and costs about 3 times as much
Someone, "Can i see your iPod touch"
Someone else, "Its an iPad, you need some glasses, and no, i paid $499 for it,, you can't touch it"
by fadyg6 April 10, 2010
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ipad kid

quackity: *coughs*
fan: you cough like a ipad kid
quackity: STFU
by MuffinIsNotHuman June 15, 2021
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iPad

The most expensive but useless rectangle on earth
Me : With an iPad, um..... you can draw a rectangle!
by askdjfkhajsk January 22, 2012
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iPadaphobia

A fear in which someone is completely frightened of iPads; what they are, what they represent, basically anything that has to do with iPads.
"What's wrong with Bob?" Joe asked.
"Oh, he just got diagnosed with iPadaphobia, it's really serious," Andre replied.
by Joe the Hoe November 7, 2012
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