Hypocrisy

When someone known as the mouth of the south starts talking about other people's mouths, you have hypocrisy at its worst.

The mouth of the south wants to preach about other people's mouths now, hypocrisy doesn't get any worse.

by Solid Mantis April 3, 2020

GOD OF HYPOCRISY

Hey this can be found in the RECTORY of any ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH AND PROTESTANT CHURCH.

Look ANAL ALAN if you are that hard up to get into a WILD PEDOPHILE PARTY as get ROMAN CATHOLIC RELIGIOUS and the GOD OF HYPOCRISY may come to you and invite you to the STICKING BALLS UP THE 8 AND 11 YEAR AGE ASSES for starters as anything goes in the RECTORY as just beg the PASTOR and give a generous donation then you are on your way to enjoying PUSH PEDOPHILIA possibly your ULTIMATE EATING POOP from the nicest looking TOT.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 26, 2022

Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine

When 1 roommate plays 1968 by the turnpike troubadours literally hundreds of times on the guitar in the living room until it's stuck in the other roommate's head and then the second roommate sings the song in his room while the first roommate, who is working in the living room, shushes him.

Lloyd: "it's been a long time coming good to see you my old friend"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"

by levered_lloyd April 21, 2021

Hypocrisy

When someone says something that contradicts how they act or what they said before.

“BLM”

“I think that alm”
“That’s racist”

“Aren’t you the people who kill people because of their skin color?”
“Can’t be racist against white people!”
“Yes you can.”
“No you can’t!!!!”
“That’s hypocrisy”
“YOUR RACIST REEEEEEEE”

by Bearboi is MAD November 4, 2020

Hypocrisy

Imagine Hippo #1 eating a cucumber then hippo #2 walks in the room and says "HEY! NO EATING CUCUMBERS!"
Ten minutes later.....
Hippo #1 walks in on hippo #2 eating 74 cucumbers and screams "you are a hippo that did hypocrisy. You Hippocrate."

Hippos are pros at hypocrisy

by imlukeyboi204 June 28, 2021

Hypocrisy Paradox

Consistently being silent about or speaking out against those things that normally you speak out against or keep silent about as circumstances dictate.

Preacher Anthony captures himself in a Hypocrisy Paradox each time he rants against same sex marriage from the pulpit on Sunday after marrying a couple of fornicators on Saturday.

by snake plisskent June 2, 2020

Hypocrisy

Refusing to acknowledge one's own negative feelings and double standards, instead choosing to poke at or call out other people's.

The guy/girl thought that he/she was not a hypocrite, while everyone else thought he/she was a hypocrite too. Cynicism masked by a smile is still cynicism, not optimism, its hypocrisy just like everybody else's.

by Solid Mantis June 10, 2020