hyphoid fever

When people try to act hyphy when they're not. Origininated in the sucka free city around 2005, possibly a reference to typhoid fever, an illness caused by the bacterium Salmonella Typhi.

William: This party is off the heezy, dawg! Let's get hyphy!
Tron: Dawg, who says dawg? You got the hyphoid fever.

by Tron Doe August 19, 2006

hypnotizing chickens

Military and government jargon: The process of developing PowerPoint slides and other media that will induce coma in the audience.

"The news media sessions often last 25 minutes, with 5 minutes left at the end for questions from anyone still awake. Those types of PowerPoint presentations...are known as “hypnotizing chickens.” "

(New York Times, 4/27/10)

by Four Iron Feet April 27, 2010

hypnohorny

When someone with a hypnosis fetish is craving to be hypnotized

Firewolf9000: mrrr, I'm so hypnohorny. I just want to have no thoughts and submit and obey uwu *nuzzles your chest*
Jim: Sir, this is a Wendy's.

by jubjubjubjub October 10, 2021

Hypnosis

The art of becoming entirely aware of who you are. When in this state, you can change anything about yourself. You can make yourself feel extremely light, extremely heavy, and even change some emotional properties, such as making yourself feel happy or sad.

Hypnosis is commonly used by psychologists to help patients cope with their problems. Hypnosis is also known to rid of any addictions you might have.

Unlike meditation, in hypnosis you do not focus on one thing.

I hypnotised myself and I made myself feel like I was flying. It was a truly enjoyable experience.

by BOFH June 29, 2005

hypno

Slang for alcoholic beverage Hpnotiq.
Blend of vodka, cognac, and tropical fruit juices.

Dis hypno is da sheezy!

by an0nym0u5 December 28, 2005

self hypnosis

it is a state of trance achieved by a person where his mind achieves increased sense of focus and the body is ready to comply with the suggestions and orders. It helps people in indulging into their work with higher motivation. It is used for treating pain and other disorders too.

self hypnosis for anger management, self hypnosis for habits, self hypnosis for smoking cessation, etc.

by Smriti Kaushik September 17, 2007

Hypno

Hypno is the Pedophile of the Pokemon world.Often seen trying to hypnotise children. They can be Found in cities,forests,parks,outside your childs window.There have been few documented cases of hypno actully raping children.This is a rare case as your typical hypno would erase the childs memory after it has finnishedits buisness.

Little Girl: Mommy There's a strange yellow man with a pocket watch and a long nose following me.
Mother: Thats a hypno sweetie you must never go near those .....ever in your life
Little Girl:Okay
Hypno: Awww shit i was so close.

by Rayquazafing July 10, 2010