hutch

a crazy jersey dude-guy dick. gets overzealous when playing intermural sports. makes fun of freshman for no reason. needs to put a shirt on.

Dude 1: dude! you missed that rebound!what the fuck?!?! i'm gonna fucking pop a cap in your ass then throw the body in the river!

Dude 2: dude. . . calm down, stop being such a hutch.

by hotfrosh October 12, 2009

starsky and hutch

Stupid ass movie that Ben Stiller is in to bring his acting career back with. Sometimes refered to as 'That stupid movie with Ben Stiller'. Also, a term to mean smaking a chick in her head so she sees stars and then putting her in a hutch

"That bitch was teethin so I Starsky and Hutched her.

by Michaellee33 April 4, 2005

D Hutch

A fat man baby who is addicted to heroin. He also has Moobs aka Man Boobs.

Have you ever seen a D Hutch NOT on disability?

by truthbetoldbyme January 29, 2010

Hutch

An internet figure from Maine who engagements in long-winded rants about hockey. Often times they reference Louisville or Tamer Afr. Comments rarely stay on topic, with multiple people, teams, and leagues used to describe a common topic.

Joe - "I think Hartford should have an NHL team because Quad City had an AHL team who moved from Omaha which was then in Abbotsford, not unlike Louisville.
Todd - "Wow, you pulled a Hutch!

by Out in left field July 31, 2012

Dusty Hutch

Refers to old lady bits (genetalia) This is a generic term that spans all old women.

(walking in a crowd of older folks) Oh, there goes another dusty hutch!

by Sassy Chick September 22, 2012

Hutch

This individual is a god at playing Marvel Contest of Champions

Man! Did you see Hutch 100% LoL without using revives? He only used his 2 star Spider-Gwen.

by TheDutchOneWithTheClutch123 November 15, 2017

HUTCH

Something that's not the best, but not the worst. It's sort of like mediocre, but with a positive connotation instead of a negative one. If something is hutch it's a good thing, but it ain't something to brag about necessarily.

"Josh's grades are pretty hutch, he's not gunna get a great job but he'll still get one."

by California H March 17, 2017