hoftyzer

a real nigga

he was a real hoftyzer

by Quincy Bagel February 10, 2019

Hefty Smenk

A person who is a violent af child. If he/she hears you saying something that offends them, even if it is heard from a far, they will immediately slap you silly into next Tuesday.

Roy: hey I heard that Matt is a Hefty Smenk
Steve: yea he a evil boi
Matt: *violently slaps you through the time vortex into next Tuesday*

by Jàmié April 10, 2019

hftytdtrdrtghcftdryffy7yf6t7t68

you fell asleep on ur keyboard

whoomp! ∫hftytdtrdrtghcftdryffy7yf6t7t68

by G-NOOB-IRL May 3, 2021

huffy puffy

when you smoke entire joint while riding your bike without taking your hands off the handle bars.

woo wee I almost passed out but that was one nice 10 mile huffy puffy.

by gamewardenweeeeedtheif November 9, 2021

big hefty

A particularly large and violent dump.

That big hefty nearly killed me, I need to stop eating so much Taco Bell.

by Tane S. September 4, 2013

dirty hurty

A 'dirty hurty' is when a person applies faecal matter to a coarse piece of sandpaper (preferably 60 grit) and then goes on to use it as a masturbatory device. the rest is up to the imagination.

"Man, that was a pretty hectic dirty hurty i gave myself last night."

by DirtyHurty69 May 13, 2016

Don't spill it hunty, you'll get burnt!

Use this phrase to shut down a wild ho from spilling some bullshit tea she can't handle.

"Brittany and Zak have the most beautiful baby."
"WELL, GIRL here's the tea! Brittany told me she's not ever sure Zak's th..."
"Don't spill it hunty, you'll get burnt!"

by thesinginlucas May 30, 2016