Hakan

a bad boyfriend who breaks up with you without reason and ghosts you after you did nothing

Hakan is the worst

by Jewellll October 25, 2019

Hakam

Hakam is an Arabic name that comes from the meaning "judge". But Hakam's are all over the world and are very good soccer players. Their favorite soccer teams are Manchester United, and if it is a different soccer team they are a disgrace to all Hakams.

John: What is Hakam's favorite soccer team?
Bill: It's obviously Manchester United, because he isn't a disgrace!

by The Definer of Names November 30, 2013

Hooka-hakas

A new slang term for breasts.

That girl has big hooka-hakas.

by Anonymous983938938572389 December 20, 2004

Hakan Alkan

A retard

Hakan just got expelled
Why?

He is a Hakan Alkan

by Charlie kress December 18, 2013

Haka laka laka

The sound that geeks make when they are in heat.

there is absolutely NO definition

by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

Hakaisyo

Another word for God.

Great played of various games.

Gori: I would like to own like Hakaisyo
Hakaisyo: Haha you noob!

by Gori March 1, 2004

hakabunga

a way of describing bewilderment and astonishment in a funny, infommal manner

"Hakabunga!" said Chris's wife when he had found out that the ring in the box was for her.

by jvsda February 16, 2010