by JohnnyB.Emo July 20, 2021

An emergency can be as personal and small as a bad hair day or as big as trying to improvise during the shortages caused by the COVID-19 pandemic. It can be silly or serious. How do you emergency is a question that travels between the two to provide a sense of empathy and comedic relief.
Some examples of how one might emergency-
-whisper
-eat tacos
-sing in the shower
-dance wen there is no music
-become horizontal
-dress your best
-stretch your fingers
-pull your toes
-walk indoors
-walk outdoor
-take pictures of what you see
-make lists
-open to page 85
-make a diorama
-place stickers in obscure places
-procure dust bunnies
-write a poem about an orange
-clean up an ant spill
-manage microwaves
-exit the window to the rooftop
-pull the e-brake
-make magic out of wood sticks
-pull up grass blades
-clap your hands
-snap your fingers
-tap your toes
Some examples of how one might emergency-
-whisper
-eat tacos
-sing in the shower
-dance wen there is no music
-become horizontal
-dress your best
-stretch your fingers
-pull your toes
-walk indoors
-walk outdoor
-take pictures of what you see
-make lists
-open to page 85
-make a diorama
-place stickers in obscure places
-procure dust bunnies
-write a poem about an orange
-clean up an ant spill
-manage microwaves
-exit the window to the rooftop
-pull the e-brake
-make magic out of wood sticks
-pull up grass blades
-clap your hands
-snap your fingers
-tap your toes
by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021

how do I sleep?
Step 1: close eyes
Step 2: relax body
Step 3: Discard all thoughts
Step 4: Rest.
Did it work????
Step 1: close eyes
Step 2: relax body
Step 3: Discard all thoughts
Step 4: Rest.
Did it work????
by Zalingie June 15, 2022

How do mermaids poop?
1st mermaid : what a relief I finally pooped
2nd mermaid : all lubed up im jealous.
1st mermaid : what a relief I finally pooped
2nd mermaid : all lubed up im jealous.
by Wesser123 January 6, 2018

When one person on military security watch asks another on watch what is their status/ How do you report?
by ABEAN April 2, 2017
